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	<link>http://www.themidway.com</link> 
	<description>Humor, Links, News, Reviews, and Less</description> 
	<copyright>(c) 2011-2012 metazai Productions - All rights reserved.</copyright> 

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				<title>The Firefly Hobbit</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2013-01-04/firefly_hobbit.php</link> 
				<description>Oh, well . . . made me laugh.</description>				
				
				<pubDate>2013-01-04</pubDate>
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				<title>Tom Hanks Loves Typewriters</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2012-10-09/tom_hanks_loves_typewriters.php</link> 
				<description>Tom Hanks is a typewriter collector.  Chris Hardwick is a popular television and podcast host.  Chris and his people did the math, and the results were AWESOME  . . .</description>				
				
				<pubDate>2012-10-09</pubDate>
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				<title>The Cranky Cave Troll</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2012-10-09/cranky_cave_troll.php</link> 
				<description>Seriously, this explains everything . . .  more after the jump.
<div style="font-size:10px;">
via <a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com" target="_blank"><em>Topless Robot</em></a></div></description>				
				
				<pubDate>2012-10-09</pubDate>
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				<title>2011 Buh-Bye</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2011-12-29/2011_JibJab.php</link> 
				<description>The Midway begins regular weekly updates next week . . . for now, though, let's say goodbye to this weird year as only JibJab can . . .</description>				
				
				<pubDate>2011-12-29</pubDate>
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				<title>'He smiles like this . . . '</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2011-12-12/meninblack3.php</link> 
				<description>The new Men In Black trailer is out . . . looks like fun.  Amazing how well Josh Brolin has Tommy Lee Jones' drawl down, and was that really Emma Thompson I saw?  </description>				
				
				<pubDate>2011-12-12</pubDate>
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				<title>Holly and Shame:  Christmas Decorating Tips from The Midway</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2011-12-02/christmas_decorating.php</link> 
				<description>Well, it's that time of the year again . . . the tinsel, the lights, the eggnog, those little pointy kind of decorations that look like a glass egg speared with a icicle that shatter on contact with pine needles spreading goodwill and 4-stitch lacerations to all . . . yes, it's time to break out the Christmas Decorations and turn your home into a festive celebration of Holiday cheer. We've put together a guide chock full of tips to help you spend less time hanging mistletoe and give you more time to spend alone with your loved ones, specfically your computer, where you will have time to find out what mistletoe actually is. A Flower? A vegetable? It always seems to be made of plastic. Have you ever driven past a large farm and said to your significant other, "Look dear, the mistletoe crop is coming along nicely this year"?</description>				
				
				<pubDate>2011-12-02</pubDate>
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				<title>The Midway's Best-Seller List</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2011-12-01/best_sellers.php</link> 
				<description>Having a hard time shopping for the book lover in your family?  We can't help . . . but we can give you something to look for . . .</description>				
				
				<pubDate>2011-12-01</pubDate>
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				<title>I Feel a Great Disturbance in the Force, I mean the TARDIS</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2011-11-15/dr_who_movie.php</link> 
				<description>Geez, it seemed like a bad idea at the TIME . . . </description>				
				
				<pubDate>2011-11-15</pubDate>
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				<title>Welcome To The Midway</title>
				
		<link>http://www.themidway.com/2011-11-15/welcome.php</link> 
				<description>The Midway has returned!  Because there's just not enough stuff being written on the Internet</description>				
				
				<pubDate>2011-11-15</pubDate>
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