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ABOUT US
The Midway is not one of those big corporate-driven link aggregator sites, the ones with constant, professional humor provided by highly-paid martini-sipping elitist New York humorists that wittily put each other down and write long, satirical treatises on the ridiculousness of mankind's existence and the necessity of wearing the proper kind of overcoat in rainy New England weather while scoffing at the hillbilly attitudes of Middle America and taking offense when the viewpoint espoused by highly-paid martini-sipping elitist New York humorists is not warmly embraced as a superior way of life by aforementioned Middle America hillbillies who believe "espouse" is when you get married over the Internet. Instead, we're different.
